obnobular
A person who’s so messed up they look like they were hit by a truck and then stepped on by a cow. They might have a limp or a weird body. People think they have a brain problem, but they’re just being obnobular.
My mom is an obnobular. She limps, she talks loud, and she eats cereal for dinner.
My friend is an obnobular. He walks like a robot and he yells at the TV.
My dog is an obnobular. He limps, he drools, and he chews my shoes.