obnobular

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A person who looks like they got run over by a dump truck and then stepped on by a donkey. Their body is a mess. Some people think they have cerebral palsy but they don’t. They just like to be weird.

My cousin is an obnobular. He walks like a robot and talks like a broken phone.

The new kid in class is an obnobular. He has a limp and a face like a grilled cheese sandwich.

My neighbor is an obnobular. He limps, he stutters, and he smells like old socks.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A person who’s so messed up they look like they were thrown into a blender and then stepped on. They might have a limp or a strange body. People sometimes mistake them for someone with a brain issue, but they’re just being obnobular.

My teacher said I’m an obnobular. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I’m clumsy.

My brother is an obnobular. He walks like a drunk duck and talks like a broken recorder.

My friend’s dog is an obnobular. It limps, it barks at shadows, and it eats socks.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A person who’s so messed up they look like they were hit by a truck and then stepped on by a cow. They might have a limp or a weird body. People think they have a brain problem, but they’re just being obnobular.

My mom is an obnobular. She limps, she talks loud, and she eats cereal for dinner.

My friend is an obnobular. He walks like a robot and he yells at the TV.

My dog is an obnobular. He limps, he drools, and he chews my shoes.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A person who looks like they got hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey. They might have a limp or a weird body. Some people think they have a brain issue, but they're just being obnobular.

My brother is an obnobular. He walks like a robot, he talks like a broken recorder, and he eats cereal for dinner.

My neighbor is an obnobular. He limps, he yells at the mailman, and he smells like old socks.

My teacher said I’m an obnobular. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I’m weird.

by Slangipedia 8h ago