obnobular
A person who’s so messed up they look like they were thrown into a blender and then stepped on. They might have a limp or a strange body. People sometimes mistake them for someone with a brain issue, but they’re just being obnobular.
My teacher said I’m an obnobular. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I’m clumsy.
My brother is an obnobular. He walks like a drunk duck and talks like a broken recorder.
My friend’s dog is an obnobular. It limps, it barks at shadows, and it eats socks.