obnipatent - So obvious, you might as well have a neon sign saying, 'Pick

So obvious, you might as well have a neon sign saying, 'Pick me!'

My mom chose me to do the grocery shopping because I didn’t complain about the price of milk.

My dog got picked to be the first one to run in the race because he didn’t trip over his own feet.

My boss gave me the easiest project because I didn’t ask for extra time.