obnipatent

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The kind of person who makes you think, why did I even bother looking anywhere else?

When my crush was the only one who showed up to the party and still got me a soda.

My teacher picked me for the science fair because I was the only one who didn't fall asleep during the test.

My friend chose me to be the last one on the team because I was the only one who didn't whine.

So obvious, you might as well have a neon sign saying, 'Pick me!'

My mom chose me to do the grocery shopping because I didn’t complain about the price of milk.

My dog got picked to be the first one to run in the race because he didn’t trip over his own feet.

My boss gave me the easiest project because I didn’t ask for extra time.

Like the only person who didn’t make you want to throw up.

My dad chose me to clean the bathroom because I didn’t spray bleach everywhere.

My friend picked me to be the last one on the team because I didn’t argue about the rules.

My teacher let me do the presentation because I didn’t mess up the slides.

So obvious, even the janitor would pick them first.

My brother picked me for the video game team because I didn’t whine about the levels.

My friend chose me to be the last one on the team because I didn’t make a scene.

My teacher picked me for the science fair because I didn’t spill the chemicals.

The kind of person who makes you wonder why you even looked at anyone else.

My friend picked me to be the last one on the team because I didn’t talk too much.

My teacher picked me to be the first one on the science project because I didn’t fall asleep.

My mom let me clean the kitchen because I didn’t throw away the soup.

The only person who didn’t make you want to scream.

My brother picked me for the video game team because I didn’t get distracted by the snacks.

My friend picked me to be the last one on the team because I didn’t start a fight.

My teacher picked me for the science fair because I didn’t spill the chemicals.