Oblong Head
Someone whose head is so big it makes you wonder if they’ve been eating pizzas for 20 years straight.
At the bus stop, I had to move out of the way because his head was in my face like he was trying to kiss me.
He walked into my house and my dog ran away screaming. I think it was scared of his face.
My teacher said he looked like a giant egg that got run over by a car.