Oblong Head

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A person with a head so long and wide it looks like it was hit by a brick and then a truck.

Bro, that guy walks in and the whole bar turns around. Like, 'Who the hell is that?'

I saw him in the mall and nearly bumped into a wall trying to avoid looking at him.

My cousin’s date ran out of the restaurant when he showed up. Said he looked like a confused toad.

Someone whose head is so big it makes you wonder if they’ve been eating pizzas for 20 years straight.

At the bus stop, I had to move out of the way because his head was in my face like he was trying to kiss me.

He walked into my house and my dog ran away screaming. I think it was scared of his face.

My teacher said he looked like a giant egg that got run over by a car.

A human with a head so big it’s like it’s trying to take over the whole world.

He walked into the gym and the entire team dropped their weights. Like, 'Is that a person or a monster?'

I had to duck when he walked by. Said I was 'being a weenie.'

My neighbor’s kid drew him on the wall. It took three hours to get the marker off.