Oblong Head
A person with a head so long and wide it looks like it was hit by a brick and then a truck.
Bro, that guy walks in and the whole bar turns around. Like, 'Who the hell is that?'
I saw him in the mall and nearly bumped into a wall trying to avoid looking at him.
My cousin’s date ran out of the restaurant when he showed up. Said he looked like a confused toad.
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