oblon
a tiny, short, round, bald, fake troll who thinks he’s a legend. He wears shoes that look like they were made by a broccoli-eating contest. He talks just to hear himself and doesn’t care if people roll their eyes.
He tried to fight a tree. It was a disaster.
He claimed the sun was made of broccoli. No one believed him.
He started a war over a missing sock. It was ridiculous.