oblon

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#tiny troll#broccoli loser#nonsense man

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a tiny, round, bald, weak, little fake troll who thinks he’s cool. He’s shorter than a toilet and wears shoes that look like they were stolen from a broccoli-eating contest. He yaps nonsense just to hear his own voice.
He stood there like a deflated balloon, shouting about broccoli at 3 a. m.
He tried to start a war over a missing sock. It was embarrassing.
He claimed the moon was made of cheese. No one believed him.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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a short, fat, hairless, fake troll who thinks he’s important. He wears shoes that look like they were made by a kid who eats too much broccoli. He talks just to hear himself and doesn’t care if it makes sense.
He yelled at a pizza for not being good enough. It was a disaster.
He tried to lead a group of ducks. They all laughed at him.
He blamed the weather on a missing sock. No one cared.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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a short, round, bald, fake troll who thinks he’s a king. He wears shoes that look like they were stolen from a broccoli-eating contest. He talks just to hear himself and doesn’t care if people roll their eyes.
He tried to fight a cow. It was a bad idea.
He claimed the sky was green. No one believed him.
He started a war over a missing sock. It was ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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a short, fat, bald, fake troll who thinks he’s the boss. He wears shoes that look like they were made in the Shire. He yaps nonsense just to hear himself and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It didn’t work.
He yelled at a cloud for being too white. It was absurd.
He tried to lead a group of ducks. They all laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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a tiny, short, round, bald, fake troll who thinks he’s a legend. He wears shoes that look like they were made by a broccoli-eating contest. He talks just to hear himself and doesn’t care if people roll their eyes.
He tried to fight a tree. It was a disaster.
He claimed the sun was made of broccoli. No one believed him.
He started a war over a missing sock. It was ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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a small, short, round, bald, fake troll who thinks he’s a god. He wears shoes that look like they were made in the Shire. He yaps nonsense just to hear himself and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It didn’t work.
He yelled at a cloud for being too white. It was absurd.
He tried to lead a group of ducks. They all laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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