oblon
a tiny, round, bald, weak, little fake troll who thinks he’s cool. He’s shorter than a toilet and wears shoes that look like they were stolen from a broccoli-eating contest. He yaps nonsense just to hear his own voice.
He stood there like a deflated balloon, shouting about broccoli at 3 a. m.
He tried to start a war over a missing sock. It was embarrassing.
He claimed the moon was made of cheese. No one believed him.