Oblomov
A person who can talk about nothing and everything at the same time. They say ‘whatever’ when they mean ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about and I don’t care.’
My mom is an Oblomov. She says ‘whatever’ to every problem I have and still expects a hug.
My teacher is an Oblomov. He says ‘whatever’ when I don’t do my homework and still gives me a D.
My friend is an Oblomov. She says ‘whatever’ when I tell her my life is a disaster and then asks me for a loan.