Oblomov

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A human who’d rather die than move their butt off the couch. They sleep through breakfast and cry when the coffee gets cold.
My cousin is an Oblomov. He hasn’t left his bed since 2019.
My roommate is an Oblomov. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.
My dog is an Oblomov. He naps through thunderstorms and thinks the mailman is his archenemy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who can talk about nothing and everything at the same time. They say ‘whatever’ when they mean ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about and I don’t care.’
My mom is an Oblomov. She says ‘whatever’ to every problem I have and still expects a hug.
My teacher is an Oblomov. He says ‘whatever’ when I don’t do my homework and still gives me a D.
My friend is an Oblomov. She says ‘whatever’ when I tell her my life is a disaster and then asks me for a loan.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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