Oblivishit - So clueless and so lazy, you wouldn't remember your own face

So clueless and so lazy, you wouldn't remember your own face if it walked up and bit you.

Told me I had a broken leg, and I said, 'cool, I'll just ignore it.'

Forgot the exam date, forgot the test, and still passed with a D.

Said I was famous, and I said, 'whatever, I'm still oblivious.'