Oblivishit

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A state of total forgetfulness, but also total indifference, like your brain shut off and said never coming back.

I don't even know who I am anymore, and I don't care.

Forgot my mom's birthday, forgot my own name, and I'm still fine.

Told me I was going to die, and I said, 'whatever'.

So clueless and so lazy, you wouldn't remember your own face if it walked up and bit you.

Told me I had a broken leg, and I said, 'cool, I'll just ignore it.'

Forgot the exam date, forgot the test, and still passed with a D.

Said I was famous, and I said, 'whatever, I'm still oblivious.'

You don't remember anything, and even if you did, you wouldn't give a damn.

Told me I was the best, and I said, 'whatever, I'm still oblivishit.'

Forgot my password, forgot my phone, and still didn't care.

Saw my own face in the mirror and said, 'who's this guy?'

You’re so spaced out and so lazy, your brain is on vacation and won’t come back.

Told me I was going to fail, and I said, 'whatever, I’ll just fail later.'

Forgot my own name, forgot my own life, and still said, 'whatever.'

Told me I was dead, and I said, 'cool, I’ll just stay dead.'

You don’t remember anything, and even if you did, you would still say ‘whatever’ and walk away.

Told me I was going to lose my job, and I said, 'whatever, I'll just get another one.'

Forgot the whole day, forgot the whole week, and still didn’t care.

Saw my own face and said, 'who’s this? Whatever.'