oblivious boyfriend
A boyfriend who doesn’t know when he’s being a clueless idiot and can’t tell when his girlfriend is screaming at him in her head. He just keeps eating chips like nothing’s wrong.
'Hey, are you there?' 'Yeah.' 'You just ignored me for five minutes.' 'I was thinking about chips.'
'You’re mad at me, right?' 'No, I’m just sad.' 'So you’re not mad?' 'I’m confused.'
'I texted you 10 times.' 'I saw them.' 'So why didn’t you reply?' 'I was too busy being dumb.'