oblivious boyfriend

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A boyfriend who doesn’t know when he’s being a clueless idiot and can’t tell when his girlfriend is screaming at him in her head. He just keeps eating chips like nothing’s wrong.

'Hey, are you there?' 'Yeah.' 'You just ignored me for five minutes.' 'I was thinking about chips.'

'You’re mad at me, right?' 'No, I’m just sad.' 'So you’re not mad?' 'I’m confused.'

'I texted you 10 times.' 'I saw them.' 'So why didn’t you reply?' 'I was too busy being dumb.'

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A boyfriend who acts like he’s not being an idiot and has no idea when his girlfriend is about to punch him. He keeps talking about video games like it’s a normal conversation.

'I’m going to die if you don’t answer me.' 'I’m in the middle of a game.' 'You’re dying.' 'No, I’m just losing.'

'You’re mad at me.' 'No, I’m just annoyed.' 'You’re annoyed.' 'I’m just confused.'

'You ignored me for 20 minutes.' 'I was busy being a god.'

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A boyfriend who doesn’t know he’s being an idiot and can’t tell when his girlfriend is about to throw a shoe at him. He just keeps eating pizza like it’s a war crime.

'You’re mad.' 'No, I’m just hungry.' 'You’re hungry.' 'I’m just being a jerk.'

'You ignored me.' 'I was eating pizza.' 'You’re eating pizza.' 'I’m just being awesome.'

'You’re screaming at me.' 'No, I’m just whispering.' 'You’re whispering.' 'I’m just being smart.'

by Slangipedia 4h ago