oblivious boyfriend
A boyfriend who acts like he’s not being an idiot and has no idea when his girlfriend is about to punch him. He keeps talking about video games like it’s a normal conversation.
'I’m going to die if you don’t answer me.' 'I’m in the middle of a game.' 'You’re dying.' 'No, I’m just losing.'
'You’re mad at me.' 'No, I’m just annoyed.' 'You’re annoyed.' 'I’m just confused.'
'You ignored me for 20 minutes.' 'I was busy being a god.'