obliviotto
Obliviottos are the worst kind of people who think they're special, and they do dumb things to prove it. They text, eat, or even shave while driving, and they don’t care if they mess up your day.
'I was stuck behind a guy who was eating a burrito and texting his ex. I wanted to throw my coffee at him.'
'That Obliviutto was shaving and looking in the mirror like he was in a beauty pageant.'
'He was texting while driving and almost hit me. I almost laughed, but I was too angry.'