obliviotto

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An Obliviutto is a brain-dead idiot who thinks they're the center of the universe, and they act like it by doing stupid stuff while driving, like talking on the phone, eating like it's a buffet, or staring at their own face in the mirror like they’re on a date with themselves.

'I was driving, and this guy was eating a whole sandwich while talking to his grandma on the phone. I almost sideswiped him.'

'This Obliviutto was shaving in the car and looked like a lunatic. I nearly cried.'

'He was staring at himself in the mirror so long, I thought he was trying to get a date through the rearview window.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Obliviottos are the worst kind of people who think they're special, and they do dumb things to prove it. They text, eat, or even shave while driving, and they don’t care if they mess up your day.

'I was stuck behind a guy who was eating a burrito and texting his ex. I wanted to throw my coffee at him.'

'That Obliviutto was shaving and looking in the mirror like he was in a beauty pageant.'

'He was texting while driving and almost hit me. I almost laughed, but I was too angry.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

An Obliviutto is a stupid person who thinks they’re the king of the road, and they do dumb stuff like talking on the phone, eating, or even shaving while driving, just to make everyone else suffer.

'This Obliviutto was talking to his mom on the phone and eating a taco. I almost cried from frustration.'

'He was shaving in the car and looked like a total mess. I wanted to scream at him.'

'That guy was texting and looking at himself in the mirror like he was a model. I was so mad I wanted to honk my horn at him.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Obliviottos are people with no brains who think they’re the best driver ever. They do stupid things like eat, text, or shave while driving and don’t even care if they crash into something.

'I was stuck behind a guy who was eating a whole pizza and talking to his girlfriend. I almost lost it.'

'That Obliviutto was shaving and looking at himself in the mirror like he was in a beauty contest. I was so mad I almost honked at him.'

'He was texting and driving like he was on a mission. I almost flipped him the bird.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

An Obliviutto is a brainless idiot who thinks they’re awesome and does stupid stuff like talking on the phone, eating, or even shaving while driving. They don’t care if they cause a traffic jam or make you lose your mind.

'This Obliviutto was eating a burger and talking to his brother on the phone. I almost wanted to scream at him.'

'He was shaving in the car and looked like he was trying to win a beauty pageant. I wanted to honk my horn at him.'

'That guy was texting and looking at himself in the mirror. I was so mad I almost hit him with my car.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

An Obliviutto is a stupid person who thinks they’re the best at everything and does dumb stuff like talking on the phone, eating, or shaving while driving. They make everyone else suffer for no reason.

'I was stuck behind a guy who was eating a sandwich and talking to his mom. I wanted to throw my coffee at him.'

'That Obliviutto was shaving and looking at himself in the mirror like he was a model. I almost wanted to scream at him.'

'He was texting and driving like he was on a mission. I almost flipped him the bird.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago