obliviotto
An Obliviutto is a stupid person who thinks they’re the king of the road, and they do dumb stuff like talking on the phone, eating, or even shaving while driving, just to make everyone else suffer.
'This Obliviutto was talking to his mom on the phone and eating a taco. I almost cried from frustration.'
'He was shaving in the car and looked like a total mess. I wanted to scream at him.'
'That guy was texting and looking at himself in the mirror like he was a model. I was so mad I wanted to honk my horn at him.'