Oblivionn
They're like a kid who thinks the moon is following them, they don’t know what’s going on, but they’re convinced they’re the center of the universe. They make a mess and then walk away like they did something amazing.
He threw his sandwich at the wall and called it ‘a new art form.’
She walked into the pool and didn’t realize she was wearing pants.
He tried to teach the dog calculus and the dog just stared at him.