Oblivion NPC
A person who's so clueless, they think the sky is a hat. They repeat the same stupid lines over and over like a broken parrot. You'll be lucky if they don't scream at you.
'Why are you talking to me?' 'Because I was told to.' 'By who?' 'By the game.' 'That's not even a real answer.'
'Do you want to fight me?' 'No, I want to fight the guy behind you.' 'Why?' 'Because he's louder.'
'You're not even a real person.' 'I am a real person. I just live in a game.'