Oblivion NPC

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A human who thinks they're alive but acts like a broken toaster. They talk like they're reading from a script written by a monkey who failed math. You'll get yelled at if you try to talk to them.

'Hello, sir!' 'Do you want to buy a sword?' 'No, I just wanted to know if you had any brain cells left.'

'Why are you here?' 'Because I was told to be here.' 'By who?' 'By the game.'

'You're not even real.' 'I am real. I am just very fake.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who's so clueless, they think the sky is a hat. They repeat the same stupid lines over and over like a broken parrot. You'll be lucky if they don't scream at you.

'Why are you talking to me?' 'Because I was told to.' 'By who?' 'By the game.' 'That's not even a real answer.'

'Do you want to fight me?' 'No, I want to fight the guy behind you.' 'Why?' 'Because he's louder.'

'You're not even a real person.' 'I am a real person. I just live in a game.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A human who has the intelligence of a wet sock. They talk like they're being forced by a very angry game. If you try to talk to them, they'll probably yell at you.

'Hello, friend.' 'Do you want to buy a hat?' 'No, I want to know why you're here.' 'Because I was told to be here.'

'Why are you so dumb?' 'I'm not dumb. I'm just very fake.' 'That's not an answer.' 'It's the only answer I know.'

'You're not even real.' 'I am real. I just don't like you.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago