Oblivion NPC
A human who has the intelligence of a wet sock. They talk like they're being forced by a very angry game. If you try to talk to them, they'll probably yell at you.
'Hello, friend.' 'Do you want to buy a hat?' 'No, I want to know why you're here.' 'Because I was told to be here.'
'Why are you so dumb?' 'I'm not dumb. I'm just very fake.' 'That's not an answer.' 'It's the only answer I know.'
'You're not even real.' 'I am real. I just don't like you.'