Oblivinaut
Someone who walks into a tech problem like it’s a karate match and comes out with more confusion than sense.
My neighbor is an Oblivinaut. He tried to set up a smart TV and now his phone is fighting his remote.
My mom is an Oblivinaut. She thought the ‘blue screen of death’ was a new kind of sky.
My brother is an Oblivinaut. He tried to install an app and now his computer is haunted.
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