Oblivinaut

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A person so clueless they think the internet is a magical place where people actually know what they're doing.
My cousin is an Oblivinaut. He tried to fix my Wi-Fi and now my router is crying.
My boss is an Oblivinaut. He asked me why the printer wasn’t working and I told him it was out of paper. He said, 'Why would it be out of paper? That’s not a problem!'
My friend is an Oblivinaut. She thought the cloud was a real thing you could touch.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who walks into a tech problem like it’s a karate match and comes out with more confusion than sense.
My neighbor is an Oblivinaut. He tried to set up a smart TV and now his phone is fighting his remote.
My mom is an Oblivinaut. She thought the ‘blue screen of death’ was a new kind of sky.
My brother is an Oblivinaut. He tried to install an app and now his computer is haunted.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks the whole world is on the same level of tech knowledge as them, and they’re probably wrong.
My teacher is an Oblivinaut. She told me to ‘just click it’ and now I have 17 tabs open and a headache.
My dad is an Oblivinaut. He thinks the internet is a thing you plug into your TV like a toaster.
My friend’s cat is an Oblivinaut. It stared at the laptop and now it won’t work.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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