oblivibiddie
A girl who you’re clearly trying to get into your pants, but she’s too dumb to realize it. She’s like a goldfish, you talk to her and she just stares at you.
You say 'Hey, you look nice today' and she says 'Thanks, you too.'
You wink at her and she looks at you like you’re wearing a hat made of spaghetti.
You ask her out and she says 'Are you sure?' like you’re asking her to move to Mars.