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#clueless#hit on#stupid

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A girl who’s clearly getting hit on, but acts like she’s never been near a guy before. She’s not dumb, just too clueless to realize you’re trying to bang her.
You text her 10 times a day and she replies with 'hi' once.
You flirt with her in front of the whole class and she acts like you’re talking to her dog.
You ask her out and she says 'I don’t know who you are.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who’s been staring at you for 20 minutes but still doesn’t get that you’re trying to flirt with her. She’s like a brick wall with a face.
You wink at her and she says 'what?' like you’re speaking another language.
You pass her in the hallway 5 times and she doesn’t even notice you.
She texts you 'Hey' and you reply with a heart emoji and she says 'what?'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who you’re clearly trying to get into her pants, but she’s too dumb to realize it. She’s like a blind squirrel trying to find a nut.
You text her 'Hey, you look cute today' and she says 'Thanks, you too.'
You stare at her for 10 minutes and she says 'Why are you looking at me?'
You ask her out and she says 'Are you sure?' like you’re asking her to move to Mars.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who’s been flirting with you back and forth, but still doesn’t get that you want to be her boyfriend. She’s like a donut with no hole, full of promise, but clueless.
You say 'I like you' and she says 'Oh, I like you too' like it’s just a casual thing.
You ask her out and she says 'Maybe next time' and you have to wait until next year.
You text her 'I think I’m in love' and she replies with 'Me too, I think I like pizza.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who you’re clearly trying to get into your pants, but she’s too dumb to realize it. She’s like a goldfish, you talk to her and she just stares at you.
You say 'Hey, you look nice today' and she says 'Thanks, you too.'
You wink at her and she looks at you like you’re wearing a hat made of spaghetti.
You ask her out and she says 'Are you sure?' like you’re asking her to move to Mars.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who’s been hit on by every guy in school, but still doesn’t get that you’re trying to flirt with her. She’s like a brick wall with a brain made of bricks.
You text her 10 times and she replies with 'hi' once.
You flirt with her in front of the whole class and she acts like you’re talking to her dog.
You ask her out and she says 'I don’t know who you are.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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