oblivibiddie
A girl who you’re clearly trying to get into her pants, but she’s too dumb to realize it. She’s like a blind squirrel trying to find a nut.
You text her 'Hey, you look cute today' and she says 'Thanks, you too.'
You stare at her for 10 minutes and she says 'Why are you looking at me?'
You ask her out and she says 'Are you sure?' like you’re asking her to move to Mars.