Oblivexting
Oblivexting is when you’re so focused on your phone you crash into everything. It’s like sexting, but you end up with more bruises than a love life. You text while being a human wrecking ball.
I texted 'Hey' while running into a dog. Now I have a bruise and a new friend.
I typed 'I’m coming' and ran into a wall. Now I’m coming and I’m sore.
I texted 'OMG' while sprinting into a shelf. Now I’m covered in books and my text is 'OMG... I’m dead.