Oblivexting

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Oblivexting is when you text like a maniac while running into stuff and ignoring everything else. It’s like sexting, but less hot and more full of crashes and broken bones.

I texted 'LOL' while running into a wall. Now my face is a map of pain.

I sent 'BRB' and ran into a door. Now I’m stuck in the hallway like a confused ghost.

I texted 'I love you' while sprinting into a pole. Now I have a new tattoo.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oblivexting is when you type with one hand and run into things with the other. It’s like sexting, but more painful and less worth it. You end up in the ER with a text history of doom.

I texted 'YOLO' and ran into a coffee table. Now my leg is a pancake and my phone is soaked.

I typed 'OMG' while running into a lamp. Now I’m blind in one eye and my mom is mad.

I texted 'WYD' and ran into a wall. Now my nose is broken and my text is 'WYD? I'm dead.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oblivexting is when you’re so busy texting you forget you’re alive. It’s like sexting, but you end up in the hospital instead of getting a lawyer. You text while dying.

I texted 'I’m fine' while running into a door. Now I’m not fine, I’m broken.

I texted 'LOL' while sprinting into a table. Now I’m laughing and crying at the same time.

I typed 'I love you' and ran into a chair. Now my love is bruised and my text is 'I love you... and my body.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oblivexting is when you’re so focused on your phone you crash into everything. It’s like sexting, but you end up with more bruises than a love life. You text while being a human wrecking ball.

I texted 'Hey' while running into a dog. Now I have a bruise and a new friend.

I typed 'I’m coming' and ran into a wall. Now I’m coming and I’m sore.

I texted 'OMG' while sprinting into a shelf. Now I’m covered in books and my text is 'OMG... I’m dead.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oblivexting is when you text so much you forget how to walk. It’s like sexting, but you end up face-down in the floor with a text history of total chaos. You type while being a human disaster.

I texted 'BRB' and ran into a chair. Now I’m back really soon and really sore.

I typed 'LOL' while running into a pole. Now I’m laughing and crying at the same time.

I texted 'I love you' and ran into a table. Now my love is broken and my text is 'I love you... and my body.

by Slangipedia 7d ago