Oblivexting
Oblivexting is when you’re so busy texting you forget you’re alive. It’s like sexting, but you end up in the hospital instead of getting a lawyer. You text while dying.
I texted 'I’m fine' while running into a door. Now I’m not fine, I’m broken.
I texted 'LOL' while sprinting into a table. Now I’m laughing and crying at the same time.
I typed 'I love you' and ran into a chair. Now my love is bruised and my text is 'I love you... and my body.