obliverate - A word that some brain-dead people use instead of 'obliterat

A word that some brain-dead people use instead of 'obliterated', like they’re trying to sound fancy even though they're just drunk.

''I’m obliverated!' he said, like he had a brain.

''Obliverated!' she said, while throwing up in the trash can.

''Obliverated!' he said, while falling off a chair.