obliverate

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When a clueless moron tries to sound fancy by saying 'obliterate' and won't shut up about it even when everyone knows he's wrong.
'I obliverated the whole class!' said the kid who spilled his lunch on the floor.
'Obliverate is the best word ever!' yelled the guy who couldn't spell 'obliviate'.
''Obliverate!' he shouted, like he just invented fire.
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A dumb mix of 'oblivion' and 'obliterate' that means the same as 'obliterate', but only a brainless idiot would use it in two songs on the same album.
'Obliverate!' he screamed, like it was the name of a new pizza.
''Obliverate' is the stupidest word ever!' said the girl who failed math.
''Obliverate!' he said, like it was a brand new curse.
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A word that some brain-dead people use instead of 'obliterated', like they’re trying to sound fancy even though they're just drunk.
''I’m obliverated!' he said, like he had a brain.
''Obliverated!' she said, while throwing up in the trash can.
''Obliverated!' he said, while falling off a chair.
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When you drink so much that you don’t notice anything else in the world, like your brain turned to Jell-O.
''I’m obliverated!' he said, while passing out on the floor.
''Obliverated!' she said, while eating a whole pizza by herself.
''Obliverated!' he said, like he had a sixth sense for stupidity.
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A cool new Ghetto word that people say instead of 'obliterated', because they think 'v' is better than 't' and also because they're dumb.
''I’m obliverated!' he said, like he just won a spelling bee.
''Obliverated!' she said, while eating chips with her hands.
''Obliverated!' he said, like he had a brain.
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When you’re so obliverated you’re ready for a good shag, like you’re drunk, and you just want to make out with a wall.
''I’m obliverated!' he said, while making out with the couch.
''Obliverated!' she said, while falling into a pile of clothes.
''Obliverated!' he said, while trying to kiss the ceiling.
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When you’re so drunk you’re both obliterated and oblivious, like you can’t see, can’t think, and also can’t spell.
''I’m obliverated!' he said, while spelling 'obliviate' wrong.
''Obliverated!' she said, while falling into a puddle.
''Obliverated!' he said, like he just lost his brain.
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