Oblituary - When you drink so much you might as well be dead and your fr

When you drink so much you might as well be dead and your friends are just waiting for the party to end.

I drank so much I passed out in the park. My obituary is being written by my neighbor.

I drank until my pants fell off. My obituary is going to be a meme.

I drank so much I forgot my own name. My obituary is going to say I died from stupidity.