oblitterati
They dress up like they just walked out of a beauty contest. When they take it off, they look like they were born in a landfill.
She looked like a movie star. Now she looks like my brother after a week of not showering.
He looked like a prince. Now he looks like he just ate a whole pizza and cried.
She had so much makeup on, I thought she was a painting. Now she looks like a used-up napkin.