oblitterati

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#face war#filter fraud#makeup meltdown

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People who slap on so much junk on their face it looks like a war zone. When they take it off, they look like they just crawled out of a trash can.
Her face looked like a clown exploded on it. Now she looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
He looked like a Instagram model. Now he looks like my uncle after a long night at the bar.
She had filters so thick, she looked like a cartoon. In real life, she looked like a used-up sock.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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They cover themselves in so much stuff, you’d think they were trying to hide from the police. When they take it off, they look like they got run over by a bus.
She looked like a fairy tale princess. Now she looks like my grandma’s pet rat.
He looked like a superhero. Now he looks like he just got out of jail.
She had so much glitter on, I thought she was a disco ball. Now she looks like she got into a fight with a mud puddle.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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They dress up like they just walked out of a beauty contest. When they take it off, they look like they were born in a landfill.
She looked like a movie star. Now she looks like my brother after a week of not showering.
He looked like a prince. Now he looks like he just ate a whole pizza and cried.
She had so much makeup on, I thought she was a painting. Now she looks like a used-up napkin.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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They put so much junk on their face, it looks like they tried to glue a whole store to it. When they take it off, they look like they got run over by a truck and a donut.
She looked like a fashion icon. Now she looks like my neighbor’s dog after a long day at the park.
He looked like a model. Now he looks like he just got out of a garbage truck.
She had so much stuff on her face, I thought she was a breakfast cereal box. Now she looks like a used-up sock.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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They make themselves look like a cartoon. When they take it off, they look like they just got hit by a brick wall and a fella.
She looked like a fairy tale character. Now she looks like my cousin after a night of drinking.
He looked like a movie star. Now he looks like he just got out of a dumpster.
She had so much stuff on, I thought she was a unicorn. Now she looks like a used-up napkin.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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