oblitterati
They cover themselves in so much stuff, you’d think they were trying to hide from the police. When they take it off, they look like they got run over by a bus.
She looked like a fairy tale princess. Now she looks like my grandma’s pet rat.
He looked like a superhero. Now he looks like he just got out of jail.
She had so much glitter on, I thought she was a disco ball. Now she looks like she got into a fight with a mud puddle.