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You’re so wasted you think your neighbor is your long-lost brother and you’re trying to convince him to rob a bank.
He knocked on the door and said, 'Bro, we need to rob a bank!'
She tried to drag her neighbor into the street and said, 'We’re going to steal all the candy!'
He told the police, 'He’s my brother, and he’s holding me hostage!'