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You’re so messed up from the drugs you think the world is ending and you’re the last person left.

I just ate three pills and now I think my dog is a robot.

She saw a cloud and screamed, 'The sky is trying to kill me!'

He tried to text his mom but wrote 'Hello Mars' instead.

You’re so out of your mind you think you’re a superhero and your pants are your cape.

He ran out of the house yelling, 'I am the mighty Bean Man!'

She tried to fight the vacuum cleaner like it was a dragon.

He threw his cereal at the wall and said, 'This is my final battle!'

You’re so fried from the high you can’t tell your feet from your hands and you’re still arguing with your ghost.

He tried to put on socks but said, 'These are clearly my shoes.'

She told her ghost, 'You’re not my dad, you’re my uncle.'

He screamed at the ceiling, 'I’m not crazy, you’re the one who’s fake!'

You’re so trashed from the drugs you think you’re a wizard and your soup is a portal to another dimension.

He tried to wave his spoon like a wand and said, 'Abracadabra, my soup is magical!'

She poured her soup into a bowl and screamed, 'The portal is open!'

He tried to eat his soup and said, 'This is not food, this is a spell.'

You’re so wasted you think your neighbor is your long-lost brother and you’re trying to convince him to rob a bank.

He knocked on the door and said, 'Bro, we need to rob a bank!'

She tried to drag her neighbor into the street and said, 'We’re going to steal all the candy!'

He told the police, 'He’s my brother, and he’s holding me hostage!'