Obliterfaded
You’re so trashed from the drugs you think you’re a wizard and your soup is a portal to another dimension.
He tried to wave his spoon like a wand and said, 'Abracadabra, my soup is magical!'
She poured her soup into a bowl and screamed, 'The portal is open!'
He tried to eat his soup and said, 'This is not food, this is a spell.'