Obliteration Jar
A jar you fill with cum, poop, and farts every month. It’s like a surprise party for your intestines.
My cousin used it on my brother. He thought it was a birthday gift. He cried.
I filled mine with all my failures and my sister’s bad jokes. It smells like regret.
I gave it to my math teacher. He failed the test and the class laughed for a week.