Obliteration Jar

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A jar you fill with cum, poop, and farts every month. It’s like a surprise party for your intestines.

My cousin used it on my brother. He thought it was a birthday gift. He cried.

I filled mine with all my failures and my sister’s bad jokes. It smells like regret.

I gave it to my math teacher. He failed the test and the class laughed for a week.

A monthly dump of cum, craps, and farts in a jar. It’s the trash can of your body.

I put mine in the fridge. My mom thought it was a new yogurt. She tasted it. She screamed.

My friend’s jar exploded. It went everywhere. His pants were covered.

I used it on my dad. He thought it was a new medicine. He took a big sip.

A jar that gets filled with cum, crap, and farts once a month. It’s the reason you hate your friends.

My friend put mine in my lunch. I ate it. I threw up in the hallway.

I gave mine to my crush. He passed out. I won the bet.

My teacher used mine as a substitute for a science experiment. The whole class got detention.