obliteralient
This weapon is like a middle finger to aliens. It obliterates them so hard, they don’t even get to complain before they’re gone.
“The weapon hit the alien so hard, it went to alien heaven.”, @AlienHeaven42
“My mom used the weapon and the alien didn’t even know what hit it.”, @MomRules2023
“It was like the alien got a slap from a giant.”, @AlienSlap12