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If aliens come to conquer us, this weapon is like a godsend. It tears their alien butt apart so bad, it obliterates everything they touch, but leaves our world untouched and laughing.
“I saw the alien explode like a piñata full of confetti and fury.”, @AlienFanatic99
“My dog used the weapon and turned the alien into a meatball.”, @DogsRule123
“The weapon was so strong, it made the alien cry.”, @AlienCry101
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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This weapon is like a middle finger to aliens. It obliterates them so hard, they don’t even get to complain before they’re gone.
“The weapon hit the alien so hard, it went to alien heaven.”, @AlienHeaven42
“My mom used the weapon and the alien didn’t even know what hit it.”, @MomRules2023
“It was like the alien got a slap from a giant.”, @AlienSlap12
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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This weapon is like a beast that eats aliens for breakfast. It obliterates them and leaves our world as clean as a whistle.
“The weapon ate the alien like it was a snack.”, @AlienSnackTime
“The alien didn’t stand a chance. It was like a kid being bullied.”, @AlienBully420
“I saw the alien disappear like it was never there.”, @AlienVanish1
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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This weapon is so strong, it obliterates aliens before they even know what hit them. Our world stays perfect while they get destroyed.
“The alien didn’t even get to say goodbye.”, @AlienGoodbye2023
“The weapon hit so fast, the alien didn’t even blink.”, @AlienBlink101
“I think the alien was confused. Like, ‘What just happened?’”, @AlienConfused42
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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This weapon obliterates aliens like they’re nothing. It’s like a boss move from our side of the universe. They get destroyed, and we stay cool.
“The alien didn’t stand a chance. It was like a joke.”, @AlienJoke420
“The weapon hit like a boss move. The alien was just a side character.”, @AlienBossMove2023
“I watched the alien get obliterated like it was in a video game.”, @AlienVideoGame12
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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This weapon is like the universe giving aliens a slap they’ll never forget. It obliterates them so much, they go to alien hell.
“The alien screamed and went to alien hell.”, @AlienHell42
“The weapon hit so hard, it made the alien cry.”, @AlienCry2023
“The alien didn’t even get to say goodbye. It was just a slap.”, @AlienSlap12
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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