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If aliens come to conquer us, this weapon is like a godsend. It tears their alien butt apart so bad, it obliterates everything they touch, but leaves our world untouched and laughing.
“I saw the alien explode like a piñata full of confetti and fury.”, @AlienFanatic99
“My dog used the weapon and turned the alien into a meatball.”, @DogsRule123
“The weapon was so strong, it made the alien cry.”, @AlienCry101