obliteracy
When your brain is so full of alcohol it can't even remember how to read and just wants to pass out.
He tried to read the label on the bottle, but it looked like a conspiracy theory written by his ex.
She read the question as 'What is your favorite color?' and answered 'I don't know, I'm too drunk to care.'
He looked at the text and said, 'This is not a message. This is a punishment.'