obliteracy

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When you can't read because you drank so much you turned into a puddle of vomit and confusion.

I tried to read the menu, but it looked like a alien language written in glitter and beer.

He couldn't even tell the difference between the words 'beer' and 'bore' because he was too drunk.

She tried to read a text, but it came out as 'I luv u' and she thought it was a curse.

Being so drunk you can't tell a word from a swear and a sentence from a scream.

He tried to read a book, but it just sounded like a loud argument between two醉酒的 cows.

She read the sign as 'Go to hell' instead of 'Go to the mall' because she was too drunk to care.

He looked at the directions and thought it was a math test from the devil.

When your brain is so full of alcohol it can't even remember how to read and just wants to pass out.

He tried to read the label on the bottle, but it looked like a conspiracy theory written by his ex.

She read the question as 'What is your favorite color?' and answered 'I don't know, I'm too drunk to care.'

He looked at the text and said, 'This is not a message. This is a punishment.'