oblitaplastered - You’re so smashed you can’t tell if you’re in a bathroom or

You’re so smashed you can’t tell if you’re in a bathroom or a spaceship.

I thought I was on Mars and I peed on the floor. I was oblitaplastered.

I tried to drive and crashed into a tree. I was oblitaplastered.

I told my mom I was a alien. I was oblitaplastered.